Sales & Growth
The Sales Funnel Is Broken — Here's What's Replacing It
The sales funnel was a brilliant model — for the 1990s. Awareness, interest, decision, action. Neat. Linear. Predictable.
The problem? Nobody buys like that anymore.
How People Actually Buy Today
Today's buyer journey looks more like a pinball machine than a funnel. People bounce between social media, review sites, podcasts, conversations with friends, Google searches, and your website — in no particular order. They might discover you on Instagram, forget about you for three months, see a LinkedIn post, then finally reach out after a friend mentions you at dinner.
You can't control this journey. But you can show up at the right moments with the right message.
The Ecosystem Approach
The companies growing fastest have replaced the funnel with an ecosystem: an interconnected set of touchpoints that work together to build familiarity, trust, and desire — regardless of the order someone encounters them.
This means:
- Content that educates before it sells
- A brand presence that's consistent across every platform
- Social proof that does the convincing for you
- Campaigns that create moments of connection, not just impressions
Where We Come In
At Those Kids, we help businesses design these ecosystems from the ground up. We look at your entire customer journey — every touchpoint, every gap, every missed opportunity — and build a system where each piece reinforces the others.
No more pouring money into the top of a leaky funnel. Instead, a growth engine that compounds over time.
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